expert on awkward faces vile people make had the following to say about McCain's weird "smiles" during the debate:Hill’s dissection: “You can see Obama’s smile is a true smile. It’s about twice as barring [sic--ed: did he mean "jarring?" I hope so] McCain’s. McCain, when he smiles, it’s always really more of a grimace smile. There’s a tension that permeates McCain’s personality.”Exactly! And that tension would be that the Hamburglar is constantly stealing all of his hamburgers when he's not having press conferences or unsuspending his pants. McCain's erratic temperament can lead to indiscriminate retaliation against those he fears have stolen his hamburgers and won't stay off his lawn: namely, children. Here he is sucking the brain out of one plump specimen in order to feed his tumor farm.
And here the vengeful flesh-eating mutant has run amuck and is actually trying to devour the President right on stage! My friends, ehs ken haz POTUS?
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