In the furious battling between the candidates over the heavily sought-after Ewok vote, it appears the Ewoks finally settled upon their candidate: John McCain ("McCain is only carrying Andorra, Georgia, and Macedonia.")--no doubt due to the likeness of physical characteristics. Ewoks will begin phonebanking and registering voters in an effort to prop up McCain's flailing campaign.
Oh right, it's Endor, not Andorra. Whatever. Ewoks!
My friends!
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