Thursday, September 18, 2008

Carson City, bitches!!!

Indeed, I am ready on Day One America. Should Osama Bin Laden himself knock on my door once I am blessed to be sworn in as the next Vice President of the United States, I will not blink, I will be able to give him specific information on specific countries, for example, the percentage of Kenya's GDP of textiles vs. agriculture, and I am also a viking when it comes to state capitals.


. . . adding, FACE!!!!!!!!!!! Allow me to demonstrate as I flip off each of the Earth's four elements.

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